{"id":28,"date":"2016-11-27T20:29:52","date_gmt":"2016-11-28T02:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kcwebby.org\/?page_id=28"},"modified":"2016-12-24T20:12:05","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T02:12:05","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[twitch-status channel=&#8221;KcWeBBy&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">AGE: 35 (old as sin)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">HOMETOWN: Kansas City, MO<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">LIVE STATUS:\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.com\/stream\">http:\/\/www.kcwebby.com\/stream<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">TWITCH:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/kcwebby\">http:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/kcwebby<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOUTUBE:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCx4Eqz2z2s8UHi_t3lSPacg\">KcWeBBy&#8217;s Youtube Channel<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">EMAIL: me (a t) kcwebby (d o t) com<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just a normal guy, who enjoys playing video games, and doesn&#8217;t mind if others watch and participate in the games through twitch chat, teamspeak and random insults at poor gameplay.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Current Games:<\/p>\n<p>Farming Simulator 2017<br \/>\nFarming Simulator 2015<br \/>\nFallout 4<br \/>\nGrand Theft Auto V MP<br \/>\nFlight Simulator SE<br \/>\nH1Z1<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Favorite Game Quote:<em>&#8220;You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike&#8221; &#8212;ZORK (VIDEO GAME)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/zork-550x.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/zork-550x-300x167.jpg\" alt=\"zork-550x\" width=\"480\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/zork-550x-300x167.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/zork-550x.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Simultaneously immersive and frustrating, beautifully worded but logically irritating, this one line epitomizes both the strengths and flaws of the classic text adventure.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike&#8221; is &#8212; if you&#8217;ll permit me to be absurdly nerdy for a moment &#8212; a very well-constructed sentence. It is a statement of mystery and ultimate possibility. It&#8217;s brief, yet descriptive enough that your mind can fill in all the blanks: the details of what the maze looks to are ultimately up to you, but you&#8217;re given enough information about the current location to make an informed gameplay decision.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sort of.<\/p>\n<p>Because, when you really get right down to it, &#8220;a maze of twisty passages, all alike&#8221; is a horrendously confusing thing to read when you&#8217;re trying to make your way out of a maze. How many passages? Alike how? What the hell am I supposed to do? It is this mixture of attraction to the language, yet utter confusion in conquering it, that makes me play every text adventure I can find&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=kcwebby81\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-size=\"large\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[twitch-status channel=&#8221;KcWeBBy&#8221;] AGE: 35 (old as sin) HOMETOWN: Kansas City, MO LIVE STATUS:\u00a0 http:\/\/www.kcwebby.com\/stream TWITCH:\u00a0http:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/kcwebby YOUTUBE:\u00a0KcWeBBy&#8217;s Youtube Channel EMAIL: me (a t) kcwebby (d o t) com &nbsp; Just a normal guy, who enjoys playing video games, and doesn&#8217;t mind if others watch and participate in the games through twitch chat, teamspeak and random insults &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Home<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":97,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-28","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99,"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/28\/revisions\/99"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/97"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kcwebby.site\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}